Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots So far, the Universe is winning — Rich Cook
If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight — George Gobel
It’s wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago — Dan Quayle
I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? — Paul Merton
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots So far, the Universe is winning — Rich Cook
If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight — George Gobel
It’s wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago — Dan Quayle
I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? — Paul Merton