Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent — Issac Asimov
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception — Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge I should have asked for a jury — Groucho Marx
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent — Issac Asimov
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception — Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge I should have asked for a jury — Groucho Marx